nema: i want to eat shabu. nema: shabu nema: shabu nema: shabu nema: shabu nema: shabu bigo: nice nema: i want to eat Shamu bigo: IT'S ON. bigo: you bigo: me bigo: whale nema: and spicy miso nema: that should be an asian porn name 2009-02-26T20:39:00+00:00 700 2009-02-26T20:39:20+00:00 lauren: have you been sleeping with mr kittyface? bigo: god yes bigo: where would i be bigo: without that little animal lauren: is that gay? bigo: not with us bigo: it's just loving lauren: it's futonic 2009-02-24T00:37:00+00:00 696 2009-02-24T00:38:23+00:00 DarwinBot: thanks for pushing rhett. you are a real swell guy. bigo: DarwinBot is just a tool of the liberal media. He's obviously in bed with the hollywood jews whose long-standing ties to the Garber family are well known. gestapo tactics! DarwinBot: bigo: Error: "is" is not a valid command. bigo: *blinks* 2008-11-12T20:33:00+00:00 610 2008-11-12T20:34:49+00:00 rhett: i think if I were running it I would want it to generate a csv file and then mail it out manually rhett: but it's up to you bigo: I HAVE THE POWER rhett: i'm partial to unix style tools bigo: you are a unix style tool. bigo: wait. bigo: your mom's a unix style tool bigo: cat bigo | rhettsmom bigo: yeah son, layin pipe rhett: youMom.run(runnable=rhettTool).pipe(CSVPipeToolRunner.execute()) rhett: happy java fun time bigo: jesus it'll be over by the time she figures out what's going on there rhett: i like to call it "being performant' rhett: in a shared environment it's important to not hog resources bigo: bigo: 1, rhett: 1 2008-08-18T21:38:00+00:00 557 2008-08-18T21:50:03+00:00 bigo: i received that text while attempting to revive my car candice: your car okay? bigo: i was a little out of it candice: =\ are you okay? what happened bigo: it's going to the vet on thursday candice: aw poor baby. candice: wait. candice: is it "going to the farm" bigo: not just yet bigo: but we'll see candice: I hope i dont get a ping from you next week like "they said it'd be happier at a farm where it can drive around all day" bigo: i've secretly been wanting to get rid of it since i ran over a dead guy with it candice: ....that's why i set my first car on fire. 2008-08-18T17:36:00+00:00 556 2008-08-18T17:39:04+00:00 technician: oh, who the fuck are you? mark wahlberg: i'm the guy who does his job. you must be the other guy. 2008-08-04T01:39:00+00:00 553 2008-08-04T01:40:29+00:00 bigo: looks like we're on target for departure nema: Sandwiches are good to eat under normal circumstances bigo: agreed. you are a master logician, i can find no fault in your argument. also, please take my cat out of the freezer nema: i already did that. i had to defrost him for a bit before putting him in the sandwich. bigo: this might be one of those situations where sandwiches are not good to eat 2008-06-30T18:39:00+00:00 532 2008-06-30T18:41:05+00:00 nema: not killing this cat is hard bigo: easy tiger 2008-06-29T18:38:00+00:00 531 2008-06-30T18:39:17+00:00 candice: you wouldn't happen to be going to the rehearsal space AND driving would you bigo: i would be candice: i usually would just catch the bus but i'm bringing a guncase candice: i mean a bass bigo: ... bigo: sketch ball 2008-06-20T19:54:00+00:00 523 2008-06-20T19:54:45+00:00 candice: dude, random percussion in the elevator was kinda fun. we should do that more often. bigo: agreed. candice: so i saw stomp when i was young and impressionable, and i wanted to run away and join their show. bigo: aw candice: ... candice: "Candice ran away and plays with trash cans now" 2008-06-20T17:04:00+00:00 522 2008-06-20T17:05:08+00:00 kate: my friend got big script on her lower tummy bigo: "THUG LIFE"? kate: reads "stay hungry stay foolish" bigo: same thing i guess 2008-06-17T14:22:00+00:00 514 2008-06-17T14:23:12+00:00 nema: i taped things for us today bigo:that's...what? nema:yes nema: to help us identify things in the house nema: In case you were wondering where the bathroom was nema: now you'll be able to locate it quickly nema: Andrew kept me on hold for a while nema: so I taped things nema: Does your cat need to breathe? nema: wait, nevermind nema: forget i said anything 2008-06-11T21:26:00+00:00 503 2008-06-11T21:27:26+00:00 dgc: the importance of punctuation j.c: Capitalization can be important also, sometimes. The combination.. sometimes vital. j.c: Like that time I was helping my uncle, Jack, off a horse. 2008-06-10T18:49:00+00:00 501 2008-06-10T18:50:15+00:00 salesperson: WHY AM I NOT DRINKING WITH YOU bigo: well cause (a) i'm still working too and (b) you're afraid of the 7th floor salesperson: That is SO true salesperson: that floor scares the crap out of me salesperson: i'm still working too salesperson: these emails are gonna rock salesperson: "Fuck you, maybe you shouldn't be advertising anymore" salesperson: "Fuck you, stop asking why" salesperson: "it's a fucking search algorithm, you go write it" salesperson: "NO IM NOT DRUNK YOUR MOM IS DRUNK" 2008-06-06T20:25:00+00:00 490 2008-06-06T20:31:00+00:00 nema: I found 2 of jess credit cards under the bed nema: and a mysterious Key nema: maybe she wants them? nema: chances are the cards are already canceled bigo: let's take them to the corner store and find out bigo: "100 twix bars please" nema: i'd like the Ben n Jerry's Ice Cream nema: "which pints?" nema: "(clears throat) I'd like the Ben n Jerry's please" 2008-06-02T19:57:00+00:00 480 2008-06-02T19:58:34+00:00 quinn: whats crack-a-lackin? bigo: just doin my thang bigo: yelpin it up quinn: tell me more bigo: you know, yelp this, yelp that bigo: yelp urmom with a baseball bat quinn: whoa quinn: whoa quinn: whoa quinn: you have a baseball bat? 2008-05-28T14:37:33+00:00 449 2008-06-02T02:17:14+00:00 bohford: when we do our startup bohford: lets make sure all the job titles are star trek rants bigo: fuck yes bohford: CHIEF ENGINEER GET US OUT OF HERE bohford: FIRE PHASERS, AND BY FIRE PHASERS I MEAN cap deploy:migrate 2008-05-07T14:01:00+00:00 450 2008-06-02T23:21:20+00:00 helman: dude you're hooking me up with the chronic yelp stats bigo: fuck yeh helman: im trying to get nema on board bigo: i'm trying to get nema *on* a board. bigo: a waterboard, to be precise helman: he is on a board helman: Hyundai-Forums.com 2008-05-07T11:31:00+00:00 451 2008-06-02T02:34:03+00:00 rhettg: file transfer worked, but it crashed adium after it completed rhettg: welcome to 1996 bigo: it's good to be here bigo: we still get to look forward to pets.com 2008-05-05T13:54:00+00:00 452 2008-06-02T02:34:55+00:00 me: damnit I forgot to eat lunch beau: newb 2008-04-07T13:44:00+00:00 453 2008-06-02T02:35:08+00:00 #1: you were in a dream I just woke up from #2: Happens to me all the time. #1: are you usually naked though? 2008-01-05T18:25:00+00:00 454 2008-06-02T02:35:19+00:00